Glitter, Sex, and Music
Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402
(Source: ihopericksantorum)







